So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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