VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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