i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
