I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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