DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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