He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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