How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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