Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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