the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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