there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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