it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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