you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Panties = found
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