Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I think weed is turning my hair brown
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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