I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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