What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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