Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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