did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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