party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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