I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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