i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
PANTIES FOUND
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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