you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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