So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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