Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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