Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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