Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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