you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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