I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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