The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize