what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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