did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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