i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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