Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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