The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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