just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
