BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
COCAINE IS GR8
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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