Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Sext me about skeletons
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