Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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