So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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