Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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