She announced her abortion via fbk
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I party with great urgency now.
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