She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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