So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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