I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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