making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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