why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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