8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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