forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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