Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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