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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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