I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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