I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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