He asked to "fluff my boner.."
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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