What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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