i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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